Everybody loves a series of posts (and I don't have to come up with new ideas for awhile)

So – Second post ever in a blog I’ll never keep up I decided to go over the types of people you find in DC universities – having gone to two of them I think I have a pretty good grasp. Today we will go over a couple of key types. More to come….

Type 1: The (Insert Acronym Here) Princess

This girl can be found at any school, but the species tends to cluster at those with tuitions about 30K a year. Designer clothes, bags and shoes are especially important to these individuals as they tend to identify each other by these items. Big sunglasses are a must.
Majors: Communications, Psychology, Speech and Hearing Sciences, Generic pre-Law or pre-Med

• Jobs: Princesses do not work. For them money is a gift and it’s always from other people (usually Daddy). This belief extends to relationships and future marriages
• Hang-outs: Starbucks, Spas, and Sorority Houses
• Night Life: Going out to an expensive club in a mini dress (note: wardrobe for this activity does not change regardless of weather). Drunk dialing crush of the week and crying on the street if said crush does not respond.
• Bookbag: Designer bag with just enough room to fit a notebook and pen.
• Class Behavior: When these girls come to class they tend to sit with one or two of their kind, glare at anyone near them and flirt with the cute TA.
• Typical Expression: pout
  
  
  Type 2: The Frat Boy

These boys can be found at nearly every campus in the US. They have ranking amongst themselves and their fraternities that is dependant on campus, alcohol tolerance, girlfriend hotness and party popularity. Uniform is shorts and a t-shirt, preferably a polo of a pink or purple shade.

• Majors: Psychology, Political Science, Beer, Business
• Jobs: Like Princesses Frat Boys rarely have outside jobs, but some may take up a 10 hour a week internship under pressure from his advisor
• Hang-Outs: The house and designated frat bar.
• Night Life: Spend all day cleaning (read: stuffing shit in closets) for the party, picking up the keg, supervising the door to keep ugly chicks out, playing beer pong for an hour, dancing to songs like “Blinded by the Light” against girls (the younger the better), and either bringing conquest up to his room for the night or passing out on the dance floor. Regardless of outcome the reaction the next morning will be a consensus that the evening was “awesome.”
• Bookbag: Spare hat, notebooks from all weekly classes. ½ ton of loose pages half crumpled in the bottom.
• Class Behavior: Rarely to be sighted in class on anything but exam and paper days. However, if in class this boy will be seated in the back either asleep or playing games on a lap top.
• Typical Expression: Blank Stare or Smirk

Th-th-th-th-That's all Folks!